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Hey the names Michael and i'm an asshole at times. I love shrek and he is my ogrelord. Just for your information Victoria is bae ever since 12.17.13

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July 24, 2014 / 69,810 notes

breakfastburritoe:

Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

bellezza98ceilo:

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pinkkryptonite:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.

daaaang lol

sooo you both get burned in the end

you did NOT
you just

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN

July 20, 2014 / 562,325 notes

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie
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I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

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July 15, 2014 / 8,016 notes

plasticbagvevo:

when somebody tries to take the food you’ve been saving

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Anonymous said: Will you marry me

I’m Actually reserved for someone else. I was worth about 50$

Anonymous said: You got da booty?

I scooby dooooooooo

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